AW: Great, you're online.
AW: I've got a wonderful surprise for you!
SS: Oh, you got me a gift for my birthday? You shouldn't have!
AW: It's your birthday? Really?
AW: Is a vampire's birthday the day they become a vampire or is that more of an unbornday?
SS: It's called a re-birthday, but I guess that's not really the point here.
SS: What's the surprise? :-O
AW: We're going to come back to this "birthday" thing, because I can tell you're trying to avoid it now.
AW: However, you've hit me in a rare mood where I feel more excited about something other than hassling you.
AW: I hit a big break-through yesterday, and I got the spellware completed ahead of schedule!
SS: The spellware for what?
AW: I fuckin' swear, Reese, you'd forget your own name if somebody didn't tell you it.
AW: The spellware for the end-times, DUH!!
AW: Thanks to me, we're going to finally be able to wipe out the entire human race and this miserable planet and create a fresh new monster paradise- today!!
AW: Aww yeah~!!